what's the difference between a boner and a lantern?
you can jack a boner, but you can't jack-o-lantern!
okay to break from the theme of these descriptions for a second, I FREAKING MADE UP THAT JOKE FROM SCRATCH. like that's not something i've heard before or something i googled, i conjured that joke from the intense depths of my psyche to make myself laugh. hopefully it makmes you laugh, but genuinely i'm just fine with how hard it got me
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